Simple Math

When I moved in I brought with me 8 incredibly tacky green plates.

Roommate brought 2 white & brown plates.

Plus, somehow, we mysteriously also have a blue plate with flowers.

A little kindergarten math tells us that we have...

                                              

So every night, roommate makes dinner & goes up to her room to eat.

Potentially secondary to one or more of the following:

                                  A. she thinks i'm evil.

                                  B. she is scared to be away from her room for 

                                      more than a 3 minute time span.

                                  C. we don't have a table.

One evening post eating my own dinner, i ventured out into the kitchen.

i couldn't help but notice the vacant space where the plates normally hang out.

Hmm...1 plate in my hand...1 plate in the sink...

Accounting for 2 plates i did some simple math...

11 - 2 = 

Dear roommate: 

How on God's green earth do you have 9 plates in your room?

I hope you're having fun with your bugs.

Sincerely,

Me.