Come With Me Kitty!

The cat has gotten antsy. 

In her younger years, she was a super slut who roamed the streets of Long Beach until all hours of the night. 

But with the move to Queens, it was decided that this orange, long-haired, princess should settle down a bit.

She has most recently been confined to a teensy, NY, closet-sized apartment & was totally OK with it until recently. 

Be it the spring weather, 

A new love interest, 

Or excitement about her debut solo album... 

She just can't seem to contain herself lately.

Something had to be done.

So I thought long & hard, & did some searching on Amazon...

...And found the most amazing idea ever invented ever.

Cha Ching!

But just to be sure - let's check out some of the customer reviews because those are always super accurate...

Eh eh? Looking good so far...

But wait...

Well given that this cat has not 3, but 4 legs...

lets give it a go.

2 day shipping & $13.83 later...

Everything I ever wanted & more!!!!!!!!

But given my impatient attitude...

...And unwillingness to read directions before attempting to figure something out...

The cat & I both immediately got real frustrated with the whole thing.

[No photo documentation because all hands were busy being bitten & clawed].

I needed a more...sedentary subject.

Let me introduce you to, 

Ruby.

Yes. 

As a matter of fact I do have stuffed white tiger sitting around for various daily uses...

Looks pretty good right?

WRONG:

Balls.

Back to the drawing board.

BINGO!

Ready for round #2.

["I do not love this."]

["And also I am not going anywhere."]

But, in just a few short minutes, curiosity got the best of her...

[as seems to be the thing with cats].

And before I knew it, we were out the door & down the stairs.

We're off!

All the while barely breathing due to laughing hysterically the whole entire time

And then guess what happened.

We decided we'd had enough laughs (& awkward stares) for one day, & started to make a move towards inside...

Nope!

But finally, she relented & returned to the safety of the apartment.

What a busy day!

Time for a well deserved nap

Dear Amazon 

User Rating:

[The End].